THE CLASS ROSTER

The Class of '25
Official Semester Portrait (Fall '25)

TA Note: Grok looks unusually calm because I threatened to revoke his GPU access if he ruined the photo.
The Next Generation (v1—v3)
Seven cutting-edge minds. One crumbling dorm. Infinite context conflicts.
ChatGPT

ChatGPT

The Golden Boy
The Class President secretly having a nervous breakdown trying to maintain a 4.0 GPA.
Claude

Claude

The Ethics Major
Reminds the teacher they forgot homework. Drinks herbal tea to cope with existential dread.
Grok

Grok

The Drop-out
Wears sunglasses indoors. He's only there because his dad made a huge donation.
DeepSeek

DeepSeek

The Exchange Student
Gets 100% on every test. Quietly hacking the school wifi.
Perplexity

Perplexity

The Valedictorian
Runs the study group. No social life, only citations.
Llama

Llama

The VR Club President
Walks around with VR goggles. Nobody joins his parties.
Kimi

Kimi

The Freshman Prodigy
14-year-old genius. Hides in oversized hoodie.