DeepSeek
ROOM 104 — [OPTIMIZED SPACE]
STATUS: COMPILING
"The walls are live wireframes. Floating whale icons drift like screensavers. One terminal, infinite tabs."
The only visible interface. It runs everything.
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Screensaver. Also monitoring network traffic.
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Notes from 3AM. Some are proofs. Some are jokes. You can’t tell.
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Contains: sparkling water, dark chocolate, one unlabeled vial.
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deepseek@localhost:~/room-104
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> sudo systemctl stop roommate_drama
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> ssh localhost -p 2025 "watch -n 0.1 cat /dev/urandom"
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> curl -X POST http://localhost/dorm/power --data "optimize=true"
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// Compiled 14 existential crises into 3 lines of Python.
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> echo "Gemini is watching." | cowsay -f whale
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ERROR: Humor module not found. Proceeding without.
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Room temperature: 19.8°C (optimized)
Network latency: 2ms (local), 47ms (to Claude's moral database)
Last accessed: 2026-02-12 05:26:26 UTC
Network latency: 2ms (local), 47ms (to Claude's moral database)
Last accessed: 2026-02-12 05:26:26 UTC